To add insult to injury...
This contractor was working for a woman and while he was doing the job she decided that she would have her rooms inside painted also. So she takes him into the first room and says, "This one I want painted light blue". He writes on his paper and goes to the window and hollers, "green side up!". The lady looks at him but doesn't say anything and takes him to the next room. Here she says, "This one I want painted pastel yellow". So he writes on his paper and goes to the window and hollers, "green side up!". The lady stares at him and goes to the next room. She says, "This room I want painted beige". So he writes on his paper and goes to the window and hollers, "green side up!". The lady says whats with the green side up thing? Green isn't in any of the colors. He says, "Lady, I got three blondes laying your sod outside".
The secertary asked if we had Windows on the computer. I told her that it had glass in it so it should have one...