...Islam!
Welcome......now commit suicide by blowing yourself up, a very insane act.
- As a muslim, you are ordered to spread Islam across the globe,
- To accomplish this, you may lie, cheat, steal, murder as required,
- If you die for the cause of Islam, you get some virgins for eternity if you're a man,
- Or you'll get some handmaidens to comb the hair you hid on Earth if you're a woman,
- You must pray 5 time a day, and you get to chew qat in between prayers,
- You may riot over the most trivial event,
- You must never wipe your ass with your right hand,
- You must always remain a muslim under penalty of death,
- You may never question what your tribal chief (imam) says, no matter how absurd.
Welcome......now commit suicide by blowing yourself up, a very insane act.