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moementum7

~^~You First~^~
Registered Senior Member
*late breaking news!*
I just found out I am GOD.

Please send your donations care of Big Daddy God.
663+3 High in the sky ave.
v1h IB1

Thanks you will be rewarded.
Not today, but soon.

Bless my little ones, and spread the word of ME,ME,ME.
Disbeleivers will be ridiculed from a distance.:cool:
 
No Jade.
You are not blessed yet.
However,after an initial payment of $59.99,you will be.
I accept checks and major credit cards.
The first 100 subscribers will recieve..........something.
Carry on jade.

Oh all right,I have got a blessing around here somewhere...
*checks pants pockets*
Ahhh, there it is.
Here you go my little Jady poo.Bless away.
 
Originally posted by moementum7
However,after an initial payment of $59.99,you will be.
I accept checks and major credit cards.
The first 100 subscribers will recieve..........something.
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Wow, it is God!

I sent my check for $59.99 and shortly thereafter did receive something... a NSF notice from my bank.

~Raithere
 
we are all god my brother and we all have the opportunity to be a part of bringing him into being in the world through acting in his name to alleviate poverty and despair and loneliness and depression and spreading love and truth and understanding.
 
hey man, pm me if you ever get a check (monetary... I'm sure the mental one is a matter of time eh?) due to your godness. If so, I'll pray to you that I'll have the strength and wisdom to assist in enhancing your administration.
 
Like minds

Originally posted by ele
we are all god my brother and we all have the opportunity to be a part of bringing him into being in the world through acting in his name to alleviate poverty and despair and loneliness and depression and spreading love and truth and understanding.
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ele, you have it almost right. But I must correct you when you said "bringing HIM into being," god has no gender. It is pure spirit that fills both male and female and every other thing in the universe, but mostly in human beings. So WE have the power and the GLORY of God on Earth.

Thanks for sharing your concepts. You're definitely on the right track.
 
Thanks medicine woman. i am not religious in any conventional sense and dont beleive in god. therefore when i stated what i felt to be the truth i used the traditional him of godness that i thought most god believers would ascribe to. I fully agre ethere is no he as i believe as you do that if there is a god then it is only menaingful as we act the realisation of the aims of compassion etc in the world real. In traditional terms, we make god real by truning earth into heaven by alleviating suffering and pain and loving and caring. :)
 
Any Specials???

Dear God,

I was just checking to see if there are any specials on blessings :D

BTW any free samples will be appreciated...:cool:
 
Dear GOD! Please give me a free trail period of 30 days. And at the end of the trail, when I click cancel, you will give me another 3 months for free. Just like AOL did to me! Thank you very much! :D
 
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