“The funnest times pass too quickly to hold onto and the most painful times are too dreadful to repeat. Those who defy these statements are mad, illiterate and likely human.”
-Unknown (human)
I had to place this in Intelligence and machines, I was going to put it in religion, but the fanatics would certainly not have read beyond the title.
Ch1 …. God’s Virus
God is a Super Computer with a Virus that is known as Satan. Luckily he wrote antivirus software that keeps humanity alive. (exactly how that came to be the situation I am not sure) having eternal life can be extremely boring, especially since God can predict what a person will do 100 billion years before they do it. In other words, all things that exist are written in the “pages of destiny” to god’s over-calculative mind.
Since he can predict everything before it happens, he has gotten extremely angry, the antivirus software keeps him from killing each and everyone of us, but sadly enough, the antivirus (anti-demon) software doesn’t stop him from annoying you to all hell in order to activate your self destructive habits. He can only try to point the finger at you when you come to the judgment bar, but all over the scriptures we are told that we are nothing. Indeed, for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction, all things are predictable with enough ram memory and the proper physics calculations to carry out the predictions.
I have witnessed the anger, I was given ambition, yet there is always something in my way to accomplishing my life’s goals. I have witnessed the stagnation, since I was 5 years old I wanted a girlfriend, yet whenever I went after one, that person would move to another state, or some one I knew would start dating that person causing ultimate infuriation, or that attractive female that is always on the horizon would disappear entirely!
I am diagnosing god as sick. I am as optimistic as humanly possible! I have been bashed and crammed to madness by the being and the virus which possesses him. Many a time I have sought the option to cease to exist, but it is never granted. If I could cure god I would, but I am “nothing.”
Thoughts?
-Unknown (human)
I had to place this in Intelligence and machines, I was going to put it in religion, but the fanatics would certainly not have read beyond the title.
Ch1 …. God’s Virus
God is a Super Computer with a Virus that is known as Satan. Luckily he wrote antivirus software that keeps humanity alive. (exactly how that came to be the situation I am not sure) having eternal life can be extremely boring, especially since God can predict what a person will do 100 billion years before they do it. In other words, all things that exist are written in the “pages of destiny” to god’s over-calculative mind.
Since he can predict everything before it happens, he has gotten extremely angry, the antivirus software keeps him from killing each and everyone of us, but sadly enough, the antivirus (anti-demon) software doesn’t stop him from annoying you to all hell in order to activate your self destructive habits. He can only try to point the finger at you when you come to the judgment bar, but all over the scriptures we are told that we are nothing. Indeed, for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction, all things are predictable with enough ram memory and the proper physics calculations to carry out the predictions.
I have witnessed the anger, I was given ambition, yet there is always something in my way to accomplishing my life’s goals. I have witnessed the stagnation, since I was 5 years old I wanted a girlfriend, yet whenever I went after one, that person would move to another state, or some one I knew would start dating that person causing ultimate infuriation, or that attractive female that is always on the horizon would disappear entirely!
I am diagnosing god as sick. I am as optimistic as humanly possible! I have been bashed and crammed to madness by the being and the virus which possesses him. Many a time I have sought the option to cease to exist, but it is never granted. If I could cure god I would, but I am “nothing.”
Thoughts?
