I suppose the title is slightly confusing, but all will become clear. I have been approaching a point in my life where my parents (or the parents of others) have been progressing to further levels of status, whether it be employment, marriage, or otherwise, and yet I remain unchanged. This is not to say that I am lazy or unabitious, it is quite the contrary. My parents were married in their early twentys, as well as starting to concieve me. The parents of my close friends were paired during similar ages to which I have reached. A spark went off and I decided it was time to find myself a suitable spouse, trouble is, is I am a philosopher, my last heavy emotional attachment was many years ago during high school, only unemotional one-night stands followed me into college. I have made a few assumptions that I currently believe in.
1) Most marriages end in divorce due to incompatibility.
2) Said incompatibility is a result of icebergs that only begin to be uncovered a few months (or years) into the relationship, only tips, if anything, is originally visible.
3) If one was to research compatibility ahead of time, one can have a much higher chance of success with a marriage.
4) Blind dates, or searchs through random selection are too expensive.
5) Thus, if one desires his marriage to be fullfilling and extensive, one must research his potential spouse beforehand. One must also make sure he himself desires said potential spouse.
Upon consideration of a few key factors that came to mind, a list was constructed of potentials. This list, while being relatively short, involved a celebrity. Lets name this celebrity Laura for reference. Immediate response triggered and the celebrity was blindly thrown off the list due to high improbability of even contact. However, a few weeks down the line, a thought brewed.
If a man truly desired a woman, who at first glance is nearly unassertainable (due to celebrity status), and this man would treat her with all the proper respect and provide for her as much happiness as he could in order to receive the same, could ANY steps be taken in order to conceive this relationship? This brings me into relationship ethics.
Clearly a celebrity like Laura is approached in public on a daily basis by men. Attractive women in general are constantly approached by men, however, if the woman is a celebrity she is approached at a very very high rate, this takes an exponentially increasing rate of worth down from the man. The celebrity nearly does not perceive a human being, just another ogling fan who she attempts to convey no mind to, and hence, meeting the celebrity is out of the question.
If it is impossible to court the woman using traditional methods of arranging a date (just walking up and talking) then more extreme measures must be used. You have to in some way attract attention to yourself in a positive light to make you stand out among the rest. Such attractions are as follows:
1) Higher or equal celebrity status (or just celebrity status in general)
2) Very highly physically attractive features
3) Economical superiority (nearly anything can be bought in America)
Upon inspection, I have none of these characteristics. Now, I am by no means unattractive, but definitely not a supermodel. So then, if these are the only ways to stand out, and I have none of them, is it basically impossible for me to court Laura?
I originally said yes, but my answer was quick and blind, after thinking about it further I came up with the following, I have told this strategy to many and have received various feedback. This has potential to work on any person on the planet but there may be extenuating circumstances that may prevent some of these steps from being successfully completed.
These steps require some financials, but nothing major. These steps also can be implemented by those who intend to cause harm which is where most of the ethical controversy derives from. Warning, follow these steps at your own risk, but preferably not at all:
1) Do initial research on Laura, what state she lives in, what her parent's names are, et cetera. All of this information is readily available online. Do not attempt to use yellow pages, all celebrities remove their addresses.
2) Find a private investigator in the state which the celebrity resides in. PI's range from 65-85 dollars per hour plus mileage. The investigator will make a day to day profile of Laura and report to you in written format.
3) With the newly acquired information you must now unfortunately break the law and stalk Laura. Go to a location in which she is well known to hang around. Research a few of these locations to find one where she is definitely to either leave alone from, or go alone to. Make sure it is at night.
4) With a date and place set in mind you must now find a friend who will break the law for you in which he may face jailtime, however, if the plan is executed properly with sufficient preparation, there should be no danger.
5) This friend's job is to be some form of assialant against Laura. This assailant must bring the celebrity to a very fearful state, but not panicing state. If Laura panics, she will scream for help and may ruin the plan due to outside intervention. The basic idea is to be the hero who saves the day.
6) After the assialant has established danger to the celebrity, you coincidentally arrive on the scene to fight off the assialant who flees in fear of your heroics.
7) The celebrity is now in your debt and you suggest to call the police and an ambulance to which Laura will most likely refuse because no celebrity likes paparazzi attention in negative light.
8) You have now successfully established contact and a favorable place in the celebrity's mind, all that is left is to make sure this contact remains. Offer to exchange numbers because you are worried about her, do not under any circumstance reveal that you know said celebrity at the scene, that can be revealed later.
9) Try to discuss anything personal about her, try to establish a personal connection amongst the two of you. Remember, she already feels safe with you, and if she feels safe she may exchange contact information.
10) From here on the possibilities are limitless, sure you are not garenteed marriage in this case but nothing is ever garenteed. What you do have however is a 4th type of way to stand out amongst the crowd which to some people is enough in order to start a relationship.
If your relationship with Laura is successful, then there is no reason to ever reveal the events that transpired that night. You yourself can feel free to forget the endeavor completely because that is not what is important. What is important is that you are happy and Laura is happy, the methods used to incorporate such a state of affairs are irrelevant.
If a man is searching for a long term relationship, shouldn't he choose from the top of his list of potentials rather than the bottom, and if by my methods the top is reachable, should it not be an acceptable goal?
The time is always ticking, just like in musical chairs, find your spot now, before it is too late.
1) Most marriages end in divorce due to incompatibility.
2) Said incompatibility is a result of icebergs that only begin to be uncovered a few months (or years) into the relationship, only tips, if anything, is originally visible.
3) If one was to research compatibility ahead of time, one can have a much higher chance of success with a marriage.
4) Blind dates, or searchs through random selection are too expensive.
5) Thus, if one desires his marriage to be fullfilling and extensive, one must research his potential spouse beforehand. One must also make sure he himself desires said potential spouse.
Upon consideration of a few key factors that came to mind, a list was constructed of potentials. This list, while being relatively short, involved a celebrity. Lets name this celebrity Laura for reference. Immediate response triggered and the celebrity was blindly thrown off the list due to high improbability of even contact. However, a few weeks down the line, a thought brewed.
If a man truly desired a woman, who at first glance is nearly unassertainable (due to celebrity status), and this man would treat her with all the proper respect and provide for her as much happiness as he could in order to receive the same, could ANY steps be taken in order to conceive this relationship? This brings me into relationship ethics.
Clearly a celebrity like Laura is approached in public on a daily basis by men. Attractive women in general are constantly approached by men, however, if the woman is a celebrity she is approached at a very very high rate, this takes an exponentially increasing rate of worth down from the man. The celebrity nearly does not perceive a human being, just another ogling fan who she attempts to convey no mind to, and hence, meeting the celebrity is out of the question.
If it is impossible to court the woman using traditional methods of arranging a date (just walking up and talking) then more extreme measures must be used. You have to in some way attract attention to yourself in a positive light to make you stand out among the rest. Such attractions are as follows:
1) Higher or equal celebrity status (or just celebrity status in general)
2) Very highly physically attractive features
3) Economical superiority (nearly anything can be bought in America)
Upon inspection, I have none of these characteristics. Now, I am by no means unattractive, but definitely not a supermodel. So then, if these are the only ways to stand out, and I have none of them, is it basically impossible for me to court Laura?
I originally said yes, but my answer was quick and blind, after thinking about it further I came up with the following, I have told this strategy to many and have received various feedback. This has potential to work on any person on the planet but there may be extenuating circumstances that may prevent some of these steps from being successfully completed.
These steps require some financials, but nothing major. These steps also can be implemented by those who intend to cause harm which is where most of the ethical controversy derives from. Warning, follow these steps at your own risk, but preferably not at all:
1) Do initial research on Laura, what state she lives in, what her parent's names are, et cetera. All of this information is readily available online. Do not attempt to use yellow pages, all celebrities remove their addresses.
2) Find a private investigator in the state which the celebrity resides in. PI's range from 65-85 dollars per hour plus mileage. The investigator will make a day to day profile of Laura and report to you in written format.
3) With the newly acquired information you must now unfortunately break the law and stalk Laura. Go to a location in which she is well known to hang around. Research a few of these locations to find one where she is definitely to either leave alone from, or go alone to. Make sure it is at night.
4) With a date and place set in mind you must now find a friend who will break the law for you in which he may face jailtime, however, if the plan is executed properly with sufficient preparation, there should be no danger.
5) This friend's job is to be some form of assialant against Laura. This assailant must bring the celebrity to a very fearful state, but not panicing state. If Laura panics, she will scream for help and may ruin the plan due to outside intervention. The basic idea is to be the hero who saves the day.
6) After the assialant has established danger to the celebrity, you coincidentally arrive on the scene to fight off the assialant who flees in fear of your heroics.
7) The celebrity is now in your debt and you suggest to call the police and an ambulance to which Laura will most likely refuse because no celebrity likes paparazzi attention in negative light.
8) You have now successfully established contact and a favorable place in the celebrity's mind, all that is left is to make sure this contact remains. Offer to exchange numbers because you are worried about her, do not under any circumstance reveal that you know said celebrity at the scene, that can be revealed later.
9) Try to discuss anything personal about her, try to establish a personal connection amongst the two of you. Remember, she already feels safe with you, and if she feels safe she may exchange contact information.
10) From here on the possibilities are limitless, sure you are not garenteed marriage in this case but nothing is ever garenteed. What you do have however is a 4th type of way to stand out amongst the crowd which to some people is enough in order to start a relationship.
If your relationship with Laura is successful, then there is no reason to ever reveal the events that transpired that night. You yourself can feel free to forget the endeavor completely because that is not what is important. What is important is that you are happy and Laura is happy, the methods used to incorporate such a state of affairs are irrelevant.
If a man is searching for a long term relationship, shouldn't he choose from the top of his list of potentials rather than the bottom, and if by my methods the top is reachable, should it not be an acceptable goal?
The time is always ticking, just like in musical chairs, find your spot now, before it is too late.