every couple of days I'll post a new quiz on this thread
as there is a lot on this forum about god and evil.
lets start with, God's Favorite Ways To Kill.
just post you answers
1, b 2,a etc. and I'll post the answers in a couple of days ok,
so here we go.
oh incidently we will give a point for a right answer, and we will see who
s the most knowledgeable on each subject.
1. Which of the following are among God’s methods of punishing those who break His commandments?
A. He strikes them with plagues, burning fevers that consume the eyes, pestilence, consumption, blasting, the sword and even mildew.
B. He strikes them with hemorrhoids, scabs, itching, madness and blindness.
C. He sends wild bears to devour their children.
D. Any of the above, depending on His mood.
2. How does God handle people who make Him jealous by having a religion different than ours?
A. Trick question. God is not vain.
B. He has them burned with fire, shot with arrows, eaten by beasts, bitten by venomous serpents, stabbed with swords and dashed to pieces with rods of iron-man, woman and child including infants, the aged and virgins.
C. He gently nudges them in the right direction.
D. None of the above.
3. How does God kill whiners?
A. What? God wouldn’t kill people just for complaining.
B. Fire.
C. Earthquakes.
D. Terminal illness.
4. How does God prefer to torture those who somehow become enemies of His chosen people?
A. He breaks their bones and pierces them with arrows.
B. He sends hornets to kill them.
C. He has them eat their own flesh and drink their own blood.
D. All of the above.
5. How does God kill those who vacation in Egypt?
A. Sword.
B. Famine.
C. Pestilence.
D. Take your pick.
6. How did God express his hatred toward people living in metropolitan Babylon?
A. By destroying their livestock.
B. By making the women barren.
C. By turning the men into drag queens.
D. All of the above.
7. When a community’s sins really make God mad, how does God find comfort?
A. By killing a third of the people with plagues and famine.
B. By killing a third of the people with local warfare.
C. By killing a third of the people with international warfare.
D. All of the above.
8. Whom does God slaughter when He gets jealous because a community is worshiping someone else?
A. The women.
B. The babies.
C. The unborn infants.
D. All of the above.
9. How does God punish promiscuous folks, like men who have sex with both their wives and mothers-in-law and daughters of priests who sleep around?
A. He has their genitals mutilated so they can sin no more.
B. He ensures their misdeeds result in unwanted pregnancy or venereal disease.
C. He has them burned with fire.
D. Any of the above.
10. In Jesus’ time, how did the Trinity deal with nonbelievers?
A. They had one eaten by worms.
B. They struck one bline.
C. A and B.
D. None of the above.
quiz two, 16 post down.
as there is a lot on this forum about god and evil.
lets start with, God's Favorite Ways To Kill.
just post you answers
1, b 2,a etc. and I'll post the answers in a couple of days ok,
so here we go.
oh incidently we will give a point for a right answer, and we will see who
s the most knowledgeable on each subject.
1. Which of the following are among God’s methods of punishing those who break His commandments?
A. He strikes them with plagues, burning fevers that consume the eyes, pestilence, consumption, blasting, the sword and even mildew.
B. He strikes them with hemorrhoids, scabs, itching, madness and blindness.
C. He sends wild bears to devour their children.
D. Any of the above, depending on His mood.
2. How does God handle people who make Him jealous by having a religion different than ours?
A. Trick question. God is not vain.
B. He has them burned with fire, shot with arrows, eaten by beasts, bitten by venomous serpents, stabbed with swords and dashed to pieces with rods of iron-man, woman and child including infants, the aged and virgins.
C. He gently nudges them in the right direction.
D. None of the above.
3. How does God kill whiners?
A. What? God wouldn’t kill people just for complaining.
B. Fire.
C. Earthquakes.
D. Terminal illness.
4. How does God prefer to torture those who somehow become enemies of His chosen people?
A. He breaks their bones and pierces them with arrows.
B. He sends hornets to kill them.
C. He has them eat their own flesh and drink their own blood.
D. All of the above.
5. How does God kill those who vacation in Egypt?
A. Sword.
B. Famine.
C. Pestilence.
D. Take your pick.
6. How did God express his hatred toward people living in metropolitan Babylon?
A. By destroying their livestock.
B. By making the women barren.
C. By turning the men into drag queens.
D. All of the above.
7. When a community’s sins really make God mad, how does God find comfort?
A. By killing a third of the people with plagues and famine.
B. By killing a third of the people with local warfare.
C. By killing a third of the people with international warfare.
D. All of the above.
8. Whom does God slaughter when He gets jealous because a community is worshiping someone else?
A. The women.
B. The babies.
C. The unborn infants.
D. All of the above.
9. How does God punish promiscuous folks, like men who have sex with both their wives and mothers-in-law and daughters of priests who sleep around?
A. He has their genitals mutilated so they can sin no more.
B. He ensures their misdeeds result in unwanted pregnancy or venereal disease.
C. He has them burned with fire.
D. Any of the above.
10. In Jesus’ time, how did the Trinity deal with nonbelievers?
A. They had one eaten by worms.
B. They struck one bline.
C. A and B.
D. None of the above.
quiz two, 16 post down.
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