Here's my version on the tragic fate of Jesus. 
:m:
Cry, children, cry!
Jesus died from a sunburn not sins,
he was too poor to buy a sunblock cream.
When in hell the Devil said:
sucks to be dead!
Jesus said: well yes,
daddy's a cheap asshole-bitch high up in heaven,
and forgot to give me a sunblock cream!
The Devil shook his head
and gave Jesus a hot prostitute,
she had an attitude - with a whip!
Sadomasochist!
The three days flew like falling stars,
Jesus was in heaven, was in hell,
but then his father-bitch stretched his arm
and put him back on a barren land with no juice
and no demoness!
12 apostles - Jesus cries,
12 old men instead of a demoness,
why me?!!!!!
you father-bitch!
:m:Cry, children, cry!
Jesus died from a sunburn not sins,
he was too poor to buy a sunblock cream.
When in hell the Devil said:
sucks to be dead!
Jesus said: well yes,
daddy's a cheap asshole-bitch high up in heaven,
and forgot to give me a sunblock cream!
The Devil shook his head
and gave Jesus a hot prostitute,
she had an attitude - with a whip!
Sadomasochist!
The three days flew like falling stars,
Jesus was in heaven, was in hell,
but then his father-bitch stretched his arm
and put him back on a barren land with no juice
and no demoness!
12 apostles - Jesus cries,
12 old men instead of a demoness,
why me?!!!!!
you father-bitch!