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my life is trite and meaningless.
*shrug*
*shrug*
The Devil Inside said:
Don't take all the glory. It was my goat. And one of the midgets was my mother.
hey, it was MY sweaty, hairy carcass doing all the work, while you sat back with your nepelese sherpa, just holding cameras.spuriousmonkey said:
give the devil his due, man.
Maybe, but i had to perform the close up cum shot again, because you couldn't control yourself with my mother.
well, i wont have that problem next time...i wore her out PROPER-LIKE!!!!
You lie. My brother already did that!
so THATS how it is in the netherlands.....hmmmmm......spuriousmonkey said:
where i come from, we allow the GUEST the chance to wear the matriarch out before the hosts.
selfish bastards.
Where I come from guests arrive in time and take their shoes off before trying the wear out 'our' mothers.
hey, did you forget that i am american? we dont give a fuck about YOUR customs.
she should have been ready and waiting for me. AND the speaking of dutch was inappropriate. i am american, so you should speak ENGLISH. and where were my golden slippers? dont you know that my people are the only reason you dont speak german now?!?!?
RESPECT ME BECAUSE MY GOVERNMENT'S PROPOGANDA TELLS ME THAT I AM ENTITLED!!!!!!!!!!
she should have been ready and waiting for me. AND the speaking of dutch was inappropriate. i am american, so you should speak ENGLISH. and where were my golden slippers? dont you know that my people are the only reason you dont speak german now?!?!?
RESPECT ME BECAUSE MY GOVERNMENT'S PROPOGANDA TELLS ME THAT I AM ENTITLED!!!!!!!!!!
The Devil Inside said:
I do speak German.
oh......
i got served.....
*soft whimper*
in that case, tell your mom that im sorry that i spit in her eye after the "festivities".
i got served.....
*soft whimper*
in that case, tell your mom that im sorry that i spit in her eye after the "festivities".
The Devil Inside said:
With your one-eyed snake I'll bet.
When the Germans invaded the Netherlands they found that we already spoke German. When the Americans counter-invaded (liberated) us they found that we already spoke English.
Why did both of you ever bother?
To shag our women of course.
ive found that there are 2 kinds of ladies in the netherlands.....spuriousmonkey said:
extremely ugly ones, and ladies that could be supermodels.
ive been there 10-15 times in the past year, and that is my summation.
and no, my snake has 3 eyes. (i have a very "close" family)
The Devil Inside said:
I noticed the same thing in germany. Either it is a hit or a miss.
I like the consistency in scandinavian countries with a more gradual scale.
when we were in amsterdam (some russian friends and i), my lady sat and pointed out all the hot chicks to me.spuriousmonkey said:
i got bored of that, and started playing "spot the american"...usually they were the loud, obnoxious, intoxicated males between 18-25 years of age.
it was an easy game!!
Spot the american in Finland is a different game.
It's the elderly couple, or group, dressed as grey as possible (even if the clothes have colours) and there is an aura of softness and decay surrounding them.
Difficult to explain. Easy to spot.
Even easier is to detect the Japanese tourist.
Comes in groups. travels together. Taking pictures of everything. Although in the recent years the same thing has started happening with chines tourists. But you can still see the difference between japanese and chinese tourists.
It's the elderly couple, or group, dressed as grey as possible (even if the clothes have colours) and there is an aura of softness and decay surrounding them.
Difficult to explain. Easy to spot.
Even easier is to detect the Japanese tourist.
Comes in groups. travels together. Taking pictures of everything. Although in the recent years the same thing has started happening with chines tourists. But you can still see the difference between japanese and chinese tourists.
spuriousmonkey said:
we have alot of chinese immigrants here in belgium, actually. the people that lived in the apartment below my mother in law were chinese. they have an interesting way about them...they are very very nosey, but extremely polite about it.....they arent invasive or anything, but they have a strange way of asking very sensetive questions, and making you feel rude if you dont answer...but you can tell that it isnt intentionally rude.
i like them
i dont know many japanese. back in michigan, we had A TON of japanese tourists, but they mostly keep to themselves, and take pictures of squirrels (this animal was amazing to them for some reason..a tree climbing rat).
i like them as well.
You seem to like all but Belgiums.
Belgium hater.
Belgium hater.
so our morning dance continues, eh?spuriousmonkey said:
i dont really HATE belgians....i just dislike their social conduct. a bunch of backbiting harpies, if you ask me.
i do have some friends though. not all belgians are jerks.