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spuriousmonkey said:
1 year for every act of masturbation. That seems a bit steep. You would be in prison till AD 123232
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guy...you have no freakin IDEA how much time i would spend in jail.
i wouldnt put people in jail, even...i would just force them to watch me "do my business".....that is punishment enough.




and a VERY different kind of crime altogether.
 
Unfortunately the essentials are missing in this article.

Why did this judge actually get sentenced to 4 years in prison?

1. is masturbating illegal in oklahoma?
2. is masturbating illegal at the workplace in oklahoma?
3. is it illegal for a judge to masturbate?
4. is it legal for a judge to masturbate but illegal to dirty his toga with manseed in oklahoma?
5. is it illegal to get caught masturbating while presiding over a case in oklahoma?
6. is it illegal to waste manseed in oklahoma?

Why 4 years though?
1. did anyone get hurt? Did someone catch a squirt in the eye?
2. because it is fun to sentence judges to prison.
3. 4 years is a nice amount of time?

Why was this judge and his family in this state of 'extreme emotional pain'?
1. Did he masturbate to pictures of his own daughter?
2. His own son?
3. Michael jackson?
4. The man just masturbated. It's not like he took out his concealed handgun and started blowing away random people. Why was an act of nature so upsetting?
5. Does the rest of the family not masturbate?
6. Do they masturbate but are they ashamed of themselves?

and the most important question:

Did the judge that sentenced the masturbating judge masturbate himself during his trial?



Volgens het vonnis masturbeerde rechter Donald Thompson in 2002 en 2003 tijdens zeker vier rechtszaken. De aanklager en de rechter in de zaak-Thompson hadden het over „de meest surrealistische en bizarre” rechtszaak in hun leven.

De 59-jarige Thompson had aan het begin van zijn masturbatieproces ontslag genomen als rechter. Zijn advocaat had voor een voorwaardelijke straf gepleit omdat Thompson al „verschrikkelijke emotionele pijn” heeft geleden door wat zijn gezin heeft moeten meemaken door de publiciteit.

Thompson gaat in hoger beroep tegen zijn veroordeling. Hij moet de beroepszaak in hechtenis afwachten.
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spuriousmonkey said:
Unfortunately the essentials are missing in this article.

Why did this judge actually get sentenced to 4 years in prison?
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well...white stains on a black robe are unseemly....

1. is masturbating illegal in oklahoma?
2. is masturbating illegal at the workplace in oklahoma?
3. is it illegal for a judge to masturbate?
4. is it legal for a judge to masturbate but illegal to dirty his toga with manseed in oklahoma?
5. is it illegal to get caught masturbating while presiding over a case in oklahoma?
6. is it illegal to waste manseed in oklahoma?
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1. wouldnt surprise me..it is directly north of texas.
2. it is pretty much everywhere else in the country..at least a fire-worthy offense.
3. again...see answer #1.
4. see my initial statement..
5. hahahahaha!! i hope not...im trying to get on the ballot to take his job!
6. yes, it goes against what the bible says. :p

Why 4 years though?
1. did anyone get hurt? Did someone catch a squirt in the eye?
2. because it is fun to sentence judges to prison.
3. 4 years is a nice amount of time?
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1. probably..oklahomans are half texan.
2. yes, it is..im sure of THAT!
3. maybe someone just wants to see a judge get sodomized in a prison..who knows?

Why was this judge and his family in this state of 'extreme emotional pain'?
1. Did he masturbate to pictures of his own daughter?
2. His own son?
3. Michael jackson?
4. The man just masturbated. It's not like he took out his concealed handgun and started blowing away random people. Why was an act of nature so upsetting?
5. Does the rest of the family not masturbate?
6. Do they masturbate but are they ashamed of themselves?
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1. probably..see above comments on oklahoma.
2. see above.
3. im not sure..if MJ was still black, i would say no...but seeing as he is a white guy now, it is entirely possible.
4. consult the "southern baptist convention" for your answer. violence is ok, but sex is NOT. duh!
5. hell no. they use eachother for pleasure.
6. see above.

and the most important question:

Did the judge that sentenced the masturbating judge masturbate himself during his trial?
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well, that is tough to say. i would think he would save the hand jacking for afterwards in his chamber, where he could use the "criminal's" photo as "jerk ammo"...given the inappropriate nature of masturbating during a masturbation trial...but i never say never. heh.
 
Godverdomme...altijd dat kutgeld dat alles verpest.

Word een communist. verbouw je eigen wiet...wiedde wiedde wiet...jaja nederwiedde wiedde wiet!
 
Do you know the song by 'Doe maar'? Nederwiet?

Nederwiet is the best example of how capitalism works best. In a few decades the strength of dutch weed has increased dramatically due to the increase of THC content.

Hallaluja! bless the lord of drugs!

The don't do much weed here. Standard drug of choice is alcohol. I can never handle nederwiet when I return back to holland. Not used to it anymore. I'm a pussy.
 
spuriousmonkey said:
Do you know the song by 'Doe maar'? Nederwiet?

Nederwiet is the best example of how capitalism works best. In a few decades the strength of dutch weed has increased dramatically due to the increase of THC content.

Hallaluja! bless the lord of drugs!

The don't do much weed here. Standard drug of choice is alcohol. I can never handle nederwiet when I return back to holland. Not used to it anymore. I'm a pussy.
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in america, we dont mix tobacco...i cant do that here...i go to holland to get my weed (i live in Gent), and if i smoke it pure, it makes me stupid...i dont like european pot as much as in america...it is "mellow" in america...it is "crazy" here.


:) so i guess im a pussy too.
 
dont play coy with these folks....you were the one that held the camera!!!

how can i hold a camera with both arms busy holding the midgets in place, and straddling the mountain goat?
 
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