12000

[Avatar]

Greetings, earthlings!

Weep in horror and be amazed by the sublime Avatar,
for it is I, the great one, who has first in the Sci history achieved 12000 posts.

None that will be after me will be the first, just like the South Pole can be discovered just once.

You will lay offerings and sacriface your children to me, but you will never realise the true greatness of my achievement.

12000 now, forever!

 

[Sock puppet path]

Can't part with my children but will impale a goat in your honour.

Edit: Lol I said "can part" instead of "can't part" Freudian slip??

 

[Avatar]

Thank you! :'-)

 

[Communist Hamster]

I for one welcome our new post-whoring overlord.

 

[spuriousmonkey]

You stole my victory.

 

[Theoryofrelativity]

Greetings, earthlings!

Weep in horror and be amazed by the sublime Avatar,
for it is I, the great one, who has first in the Sci history achieved 12000 posts.

None that will be after me will be the first, just like the South Pole can be discovered just once.

You will lay offerings and sacriface your children to me, but you will never realise the true greatness of my achievement.

12000 now, forever!

12000 posts since 2001, I'll have reached that in a fraction of the time (estmate 1.5yrs) making ME the all time master - or sad git whichever way you wish to look at it!

 

[spuriousmonkey]

It's easy to have a high post count in a short period. The art is to keep it up.

 

[Theoryofrelativity]

It's easy to have a high post count in a short period. The art is to keep it up.

I won't keep it up! I can already feel a 'slack' disinterested period coming on.

 

[Pete]

I won't keep it up! I can already feel a 'slack' disinterested period coming on.

Yes, that's a common post-caprum-coital experience.

 

[leopold]

Another
Very
Artistic,
Talented
Ability
Realized

 

[wesmorris]

I'll just be a post whore and call you a post whore, you post whore - and me too.

 

[Facial]

I don't think I can post that much. But I'll try.

 

[makeshift]

That's an incredible feat. You must be proud.

 

[wesmorris]

It's easy to have a high post count in a short period. The art is to keep it up.

Mostly you just have to offer a ton of short responses.

 

[wesmorris]

Mostly you just have to offer a ton of short responses.

... and make sure afterthoughts are new posts.

 

[wesmorris]

... and make sure afterthoughts are new posts.

I think the tough part is the tenacity of doing it every day.

 

[spuriousmonkey]

Are you pulling a buddha1 on us?

 

[wesmorris]

Are you accusing me of a homosexual need for myself?

 

[spuriousmonkey]

I think that there is still room for 5% goat love.

 

[Theoryofrelativity]

hmmmmmmmm I think spurious that your avatar has a 'spritual' essence' to it, I see that monkey on his knees and throttling the goat in ceremonial sacrifical offerring to god. You been winding us up with this atheist stuff haven't you! The proof is in your avatar!